Zene! Rekreacija ili potreba?

vrlo jednostavno glasovanje

zene, ______________(umetni recenicu);

1. definitivno nisu s ove planete

2. bas su kul

Eto, vjerujem da svi koji su imali susreta s tim 'mitskim' bicima su ostali trajno osteceni ili su se izvukli s vecim posljedicama.

Pisem ovo ponukan jucerasnjim provodom u prirodi. Ja i par mojih prijatelja i naravno nase 'voljene'. :)

Zakljucili smo da one definitivno nisu s ove planete. Prepostavka je da ih uzgajaju na obliznjem asteroidu, nesto kao kamp... kao one iz hrvatskog top modela.

Tamo polaze razne obuke i spremaju ih za sve situacije, kao sto su:

- pronalazak pornografije na kompjuteru od momka

- pomno zapazanje gdje su njegove oci uperene

- unutarnji radar za ostale zene s vecim sisama ili manjom kilazom

.....

i jos puno toga, ne mogu se sitit svega. Ali nakon par piva, gledali smo njih par kako bjezi od sunca (cuvaju aristokratsku put ili sta vec) i dobro smo se nasmijali.

Žene. Ah.., ta divna stvorenja.

Definicija: žena je biće koje za svako rješenje pronađe problem.

Al svejedno ih obožavamo.

Volim Zene, svih modela, overclockirane pogotovo.

Skup sport al sta ces, boje to nego bukva, pa vidi slovence, uh bolje platit...

za mene definicija žene je : višestanični organizam upitne inteligencije (ponekad je ima a ponekad nema) čiji je zadatak zamršiti ali istovremeno i uljepšati život nas muškaraca i to će postići bilo kojim sredstvima.

ali mi ih volimo ( bar mi heteroseksualci)

Jedino žensko koje razumijem je moja mama, a i nju ne razumijem !!!!!!!!!!  

Žena bez sisa ko sarma bez mesa   Ima dosta i u drugim stvarima noge, guza, glava  (oci,  usne..) ali ono kad vidim neku defregmaciju u prsima     to ne valja  :S

Kad  vidim  da  fura  grudnjak  onako  bez  potrebe  više  ko  modni  dodatak   

Evo par misli o ženama i ženskoj ljepoti:

• ''Postoje dvije vrste muškaraca koji ne znaju ništa o ženama: oženjeni i neoženjeni muškarci.'' (Francoise Sagan)

• ''Žena nikad ne zaboravlja muškarce koje je mogla imati, muškarac nikad ne zaboravlja žene koje nije mogao imati.'' (Anon)

• ''Žene su ljubavnice za mlade muževe, prijateljice za zrele, a bolničarke za stare.'' (Francis Bacon)

• ''Zlato provjeravamo vatrom, ženu zlatom, a muškarca ženom.'' (Pitagora)

• ''Postoje tri stvari koje muškarci mogu napraviti za žene: voljeti ih, patiti zbog njih, ili ih pretvoriti u književnost.'' (Stephen Stills)

• ''Kad ne bi bilo žena, dijamant bi bio običan kamen.'' (Victor Hugo)

• ''Prosječna djevojka bi radije imala ljepotu nego pamet, jer zna da  prosječni muškarac bolje vidi nego razmišlja.'' (Anon)

• ''Ljepota je prvi poklon koji priroda daruje ženi, i prvi koji odnosi.'' (George B. Mere)

• ''Seks bez ljubavi je isprazno iskustvo, ali od ispraznih iskustava ono je najbolje.'' (Anon)

kaj baš i nemate neku potrebu za pisanjem, o nama dragim bičima, bez kojih ne možemo????

ali pazite šta pišete,ima tu i ženskih korisnica foruma.....

Jedna žena pola vraga.

Dvije žene 10 vragova.

"Zene, ne mozes zivjet s njima, a nemozes ih ni protjerat u Kanadu!" - Al Bundy

Rekreacija.

Evo za zene jedan izvrstan pravilnik (najbolji koji sam vidio do sada)

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

We always hear "the rules"From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it i s just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;